I am the definition of a slattern.

"You can bury what you like, but if it’s still alive when you bury it, don’t hope for a quiet life."

cocainepsychosis:

staygoldd:

There is a dead mouse in my wall again, I AM PISSED OFF

there are living ones in mine :(

I’d prefer it living tbh, less of a stench

There is a dead mouse in my wall again, I AM PISSED OFF

When I say relationship I mean sex dream.

Dreamt I got completely leathered on my 22nd birthday, and ended up in a relationship with The Dude Jeff Bridges. Don’t know how I feel.

I would watch Catweazle